When Joseph has a Bath

When Joseph has a bath, more of the water ends up out of it than in. When Joseph has a bath, Andy ends up wetter than he does and smelling of Johnsons Bathtime Bubbles. When Joseph has a bath he gets quite excited and downstairs it sounds like someone is moving furniture about. When Joseph has a bath there is giggling to the point where I am wondering if it is actually nitrous oxide they are using instead of water.
When Joseph has a bath it's best not to try and lie him down in the water to clean off the shampoo, he really doesn't like it. He doesn't like the shower head much either, but it's quicker at least.
When Joseph has a bath he likes his toys. He likes the yellow ducks, you can squish them, get water in them and squirt it out again. You can also make them squeak, but that's just not as fun.
When Joseph has a bath he likes to help. He likes to have a flannel or the sponge and he will wipe his knees, his arms, the side of the bath, you and anything else within reach. When Joseph has a bath he does like to play with the round sponge, he likes to hold it like a steering wheel and make "vroom vroom" noises.
After Joseph has a bath it's best not to let him get hold of the talcum power unless you want to be choking through great clouds of white stuff. After Joseph has a bath you can spend quite a long time trying to dry his hair with a towel and he doesn't like it much and usually ends up looking like a damp dandelion clock. Andy just had a go with my hair dryer and from the sound of it, Joseph wasn't too happy with the idea.
After Joseph has a bath, there's a lot of cleaning up to do.